What’s it about?
As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett’s teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John’s side ever since – a friendship that’s tested when Lori, John’s girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

What did we think?
Today we present a multiple choice review to reflect individual demographics.

If you like (tick all that apply):
[  ] The 80s
[  ] Family Guy
[  ] Political Incorrectness
[  ] Puerile humour
[  ] A little crudity
[  ] Flash Gordon
[  ] pop-culture references
[  ] a cute but foul-mouthed main character

0-1 ticks: Ted is not the movie you seek. Move along.
2-3 ticks: You’ll get a chuckle or two out of Ted but it might not be for you.
4-5 ticks: Ted is an enjoyable movie that provides both laughs and fuzzies (warm fuzzies that is).
6+ ticks: Ted is frickin’ hilarious.

Personally, as a geek-child of the 80s with a dislike for Political Correctness I roared with laughter throughout. There’s probably a bit too much 80s love for younger people but there’ll still be enough for most people to appreciate and enjoy.


7 comments on “TED

  1. Katie says:

    Stupid movie 🙁

  2. E says:

    Crude and Crass…. but i love it.

  3. Stefani says:

    I agree…went in with low expectations and was still disappointed.

  4. Charlotte says:

    An accurate review, however I fall within the 2 – 3 ticks and was floored for a good half of the movie. Also this does not give credence to the base delight derived simply from watching a superbly animated teddy bear light up a bong and discuss how ridiculous Boston women sound when they orgasm.

  5. Nikolah says:

    It isn’t a movie for everyone, but I found the over-the-top humour quite entertaining. It was nice to watch a movie with a different story line to the rest.

  6. Harriet says:

    I found this movie highly enjoyable. It was easy to watch and had a laugh at the crude humour throughout the movie. However I feel that this movie won’t survive the test of time as I doubt the pop-culture references will have much meaning to the younger generation in the coming years.

  7. Charlotte says:

    This review is accurate in the extreme, however fails to give credence to the best aspect of this movie: the base delight one accrues from watching a superbly animated teddybear light up a bong and discuss how ridiculous Bostom women sound when having an orgasm.

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