What’s it about?

Dinosaurs in the city have mostly died out but they’re still flourishing in remote islands around the equator. Turns out they could also hold the key to some pretty major human disease breakthroughs, so BACK TO THE ISLAND PEOPLE GO. AGAIN.

What’d we think?

Despite my sarcasm in the description, Jurassic World: Rebirth feels like a return to form for a franchise that was getting a bit tired and stupid. It’s gone back to what it should be: characters going “Ooooh dinos! Wait, OH NO, dinos!” Then chasing and chomping. Not “hey here’s some crazy dino science you won’t understand and also somehow our main problem now is giant locusts and not dinosaurs.” Some plot holes but who cares when the chases are this tense and Jonathan Bailey has those little glasses on.

Will the dragons reach new heights? Or plummet to the depths?

You know what Rain Man was missing? Guns.

Does love have an expiration date?